NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
