i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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