mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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