There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish my penis had a tongue
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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