did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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