what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize
