Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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