I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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