I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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