Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
A bitchslap is in order.
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