So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can I color on your dick again?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think people are normalizing furries
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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