quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Farmville is her only friend.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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