if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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