why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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