her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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