so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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