I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
