**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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