I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Never joke about your clitoris.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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