i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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