im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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