is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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