i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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