You work out of a Hotel?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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