I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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