Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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