I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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