I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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