i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I've blown a few things in my day
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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