South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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