HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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