I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I believe in your delicious
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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