Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
and she was petting her beer can
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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