just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Holy sore nipples Batman
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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