You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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