Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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