They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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