Buhtt sex?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
