He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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