I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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