get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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