he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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