so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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