it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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