Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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