I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
it's great music for shaving your balls
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize
