last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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