Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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