her vagine was all disorganized.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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