I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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