I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
