You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I AM VODKA MAN
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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